Friday, June 26, 2009

Cervix Is High And Soft Day Before Missed Period

television to read

How "in Real Life" love not? If you look at RTLnow the title sees the free downloadable episodes, one must recognize, however, that this program has tremendous potential

- mother wants his own daughter, the baby away
- son is jealous of single-mother
Mother likes the lazy friend - - prohibits amateur magician father-son first love
- mother hates ex-husband of the daughter
- completed construction workers duo etiquette course
the daughter
- daughter wants to brand
- Fighting lesbian relationship daughter

Sorry, but if that is not realistic, large television entertainment is - what then? (My personal favorite is the way the amateur magician's son. It sounds so bizarre, that MUST be funny.)

Monday, June 22, 2009

Can You Drive With Tire Chains On Dry Pavement

A big thing

will say again, since one law would not be sexy ... (Click to enlarge)

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Gum Removed From Tooth

kicked out of respect

Props to the 75-year-old man this morning running around with a baseball cap that says "Nudist oasis" - and his wife in his arms.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Cleansers Wth Salicyic Acid

At the party - with jokes undesirable

should really be here, yes, an entry in which I explain why were here as long as no more new entries. Instead, I'm going to tomorrow due to recent events (or so) deal with it.

Today was first rained tremendously, plus most of a day in bed, where I indulged myself in the world in my dreams, only interrupted by two phone calls from David, but which I did not register until late evening, but but pushes away. It turned out that David wanted to Metro, but since I am not, is the irrelevant. I am the fact instead Karstadt run because the baker was not what I wanted, so I decided to buy me like something right. Unfortunately (and this here is not really the right word), I was intercepted on the way Mrs Stabler-sleeper at the SPD level, so my food intake was delayed because the Carmen and I had to chat for now. And as you can say what you want, even though we are two in class so do not come along with each other, the Carmen is in itself a totally nice and cool person that is beyond question. Rarely have I had another teacher who was so professional and work separate from each person and has given the controversy when going out at the classroom door. Whether I choose now but the SPD is an open question.

Later break from street festival, the "feast for the old people" (Jan). After the band (read: Jan, Fischi, Uli, Ben, Janos, Maik, Mo, Lotta, Timur, Kai, James, Jon, Baschti, Romans, Chriss, Benni) have been taken by and by all times, is being Ulis Father forced to some of the people voluntarily spend time for a beer. The sills, who was with his other friends since tried to have the Free-alcohol dranzuhängen train, but was with the parade, "Go eat a pork sausage first" father of Ulis ausgekontert pretty cool. Klaus 1-0 coamings. The beer would have but he still get unless he had gone a short time later, easy. Then I after I had the meantime Felix drove to the train station, trying to dissuade Maik make his cross all links ... I wonder if what has become. Eventually, it was then but for me, after Wieseck birthday party. There were countless people from various circles (university, basketball, school) are present, only Janos and Uli were not invited. Why? These rumors were circulating three: 1 Janos and Uli at parties steal and destroy things. 2. Janos and Uli were in Fab Hs rumgesprungen bed when he was not there. If he belonged. 3. Äääh ... forgotten. Damn. The two appeared, but anyway, but Uli affected all but not before Sun Who had disappeared without a trace sometime on the phone and had just announced yet, I would not even say goodbye, if I were he. Whatever that means.

Then at some point but it came to a head: In light of the fact that I had heard rumors, I wanted to just give some clarity and have Tobi Auradniczek addressed, whether he is even time for a private conversation would have. Did he at some point actually, so I could ask him whether he had finally, rumgemacht also times with my sister added. A drunk, but completely blank look and left a few seconds later, but still a "yes" the feeding door, gave me time for a "Hmm Okay." and then the Gepöbel was also going on already, what I would imagine as to provide as questions of who I would have been fake and a slap in the face. Well, since I was exceptionally not quarrel was, and had Mr. Auradniczek as residents of the home, I wanted to really do not escalate, but placed only been once again that I wonder what I want - and then I was then Mr Auradniczek made the party. This is now recorded a further person to whom I have in my life may very well do without.

front of the house first then I got a lot of encouragement and amazingly clearly formulated in the case of chicken (though indeed not quite sober) was before the time was exceptionally Percy really funny:

ME: blablabla ... kicked out ... blablabla ... Sister ...
Percy: You have 'a sister?
Me: Yes.
Percy: What is the name for the next?
I: Äääh ... also bird?
Percy: Yes, you know, my first name with me ...
Me: Oh. Anna.
Percy: Oh ... Shit.

That was funny and cool, so we should see Percy not only as the little boy who comes to his own penis with the mouth, but also the one who is sometimes funny.

Any addenda to this entry follow.

Monday, June 1, 2009

Difference Between Figment And Realm

comeback

Jaha ... I know. I have time left. But after an evening in Haarlem, where they have at the end really had any impression that I had drunk, then come again a few cold hard facts on the table ... or so.

- Pizza: Janos and Lotta wanted to share the day before yesterday night a pizza. The thing cut into six pieces, each two pieces eaten, then says Janos, "Honey, We will leave the rest for tomorrow morning." In the middle of the night, a voice of Janos' Ear ... "Honey ... Schaa-Haatz ... I can eat my piece now?"

- Kaugummifail: conversation between Ben and Janos Maik.
Janos: "I recently read in StudiVZ, it is chewing gum that taste like penis."
Maik: "Why do you not then so that, having tasted pussy?"
Ben: "Nene ... it tastes different."
(For those who do not recognize the joke: How does someone () Ben, tastes like penis ...?)

- Hydraulikfail: Maik has a new bunk bed. I wonder sometimes spontaneously in the round, if it were a hydraulic high-bed, which would keep all those present for pretty cool. Only the Maik checked out. "Yes, I could adjust the then depending on the size of the woman."

- Penis II: According to Ben's own statements and Percy come to the mouth on her sex organ. Where we believe the Percy nor that it extends only his foreskin, ahem.

- If you are in camp preparatory meeting, you should not fall asleep drunk in the tent. Otherwise you may wake up from head to toe in green Edding again painted on. Asks Janos' sister.

- Click here now comes a video showing how I cut Alica yesterday a pony. At least then, if the hen it finally sets in Youtube. And since it is already!



UPDATE:

Limitless (16:19):
Do not be like so intolerable, where you been tonight who is not on your mobile are you penis :-)
Uli (16:19):
yes it would be nothing at eh rum came
Uli (16:20):
what was there with the höllle ITCHEN was going on and you were?
Limitless (16:21):
oh, ben janos, who, I ... haarlem ... until 5:30 or so ... went to the suspicion that you had had sex, when we called
Uli (16:21):
so so

He has not said no, I see the right ...?

- And finally, even the ultimate statement in which one realizes that's just come home late, if it's so bright out there that you try three times to turn off your bedside lamp, and you always wonder, why is it not in the room darker, but your lamp is at once an .. .